The internet is a wild place. A place where opinions fly, sarcasm reigns, and sometimes, a seemingly innocuous turn of phrase can land you in digital purgatory. I recently found myself in such a predicament, slapped with a ban from X (formerly Twitter) for what they deemed a "threatening comment." The offending phrase? A classic, albeit crude, send-off: "Bye, let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out." Let's rewind. The New York Post reported that Barstool Sports was leaving New York. As someone with an opinion (like most people on social media), I wasn't particularly sad to see them go. So, I typed out what I thought was a pretty standard, albeit slightly cheeky, farewell. You know, the kind of dismissive "good riddance" you'd hear in a sitcom or a casual conversation. And then, the ban hammer dropped. My immediate reaction was bewilderment. A "threatening comment"? Really? Unless X believes I possess some supern...